1. Joining the Smarty Pants Party:
• Yay for joining the SmartyPants shenanigans! Your registration fees are like VIP tickets to the preschool fun, but heads up—they're non-refundable and non-transferable. It's like getting an exclusive pass to the coolest party in town!
2. Preschool Extravaganza:
• Your ticket to the SmartyPants Extravaganza is for the full nine-month course. Monthly tuition is the golden ticket, spread across nine equal monthly payments. So, let the educational festivities begin!
3. Monthly Tuition Jamboree:
• Tuition is the entrance fee to this amazing show, and it's due on the 1st of each month, front-row style (before the educational rollercoaster starts). We're serious about the party; late payments dance in with a $25.00 fee after the 5th. Keep the groove going!
4. Late Fee Dance and Tuition Funk:
• Dance-offs with late fees aren't as fun, but hey, it happens. If you're late to the party, we'll groove to a $25.00 late fee, and if your check bounces, we'll add a beat with a $25.00 returned check, ACH, debit card, or credit card declined fee. Keep the rhythm smooth; update us on account changes!
5. No Vacation Tuition Shuffle:
• No pause button for tuition during vacations or time away. The party goes on, and so does the tuition beat.
6. Withdrawal Fireworks:
• Planning an early exit from the SmartyPants party? Cool, but we need a 30-day written notice. If you decide to peace out after the 1st of the month, the beats go on, and the whole month's tuition is still the encore. Mid-year withdrawals for health or relocation dramas only, and no exits after January 1st. If you do decide to withdraw, you will be responsible about keeping the party going by paying the monthly tuition fee until the spot is filled. Keep the music playing!
7. Fashionably Late Pick-Up Perks:
• Running fashionably late to pick up your little rockstar? It's okay; we understand. But remember, each minute after 5 minutes costs a buck! Two free late passes are in your VIP swag bag, so use them wisely. Late carpooling? That uses up your pass. Don't lose the rhythm!
8. Rock On With Smarty Pants Policies:
• Sign on the dotted line, and you're officially rocking with SmartyPants policies. Check out the backstage details in the parent orientation—they're like the lyrics to the SmartyPants anthem.
9. Emergency Jam Session:
• In case of a medical jam, we're authorized to call the healthcare band for your little rockstar. First aid on the spot, and if needed, we're rolling in with emergency transportation. Jam responsibly!
10. Outdoor Adventure Consent:
• Your little adventurer is set for outdoor escapades with guided play! In exchange for this outdoor ticket, we ask for a promise: in consideration of Smarty Pants Preschool, you agree to hold the fort and shield us from any claim storms. Deal?
11. Release the Mini Rockstar:
• Can't make it to the closing act? No worries! Just sign below, and we'll release your little rockstar to the emergency contact superheroes. We're off the hook once they've got the spotlight.